Etiquette, or: 'I fart in your general direction!'

[[TNT] SonicGoo]

Apart from the rules, which are quite obvious, there are also less important, more debatable things you should or shouldn't do. These are more like etiquette. Say, for example, someone is deliberately pissing you off. How should you handle such an argument? Here are some examples:

Bad:
Your mother is a stinkin' skanky ass ho.

Better:
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Best:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smellt of elderberry!

Got that? Good. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

[XV]

If only I knew of these when me an' Q was having an arguement! ;D

[Ph4nt0m L0rd]

LOL. Why ya have to be so complicating. Just say "Cho momma!" and all is cool.

[[GU]AnnaBeaver]

;D ;D LOL! Oh, the "best" option is my personal favorite.

Elderberry ;D, you're crackin me up!

[Ph4nt0m L0rd]

Why waste the nergy in cussing ME out, when you could use it on someone who deservers it even less?

or...

Why talk about my mom when I'm your problem?

hehe. The Benjamin Peirce sort of humor.

how about...

You rotton peice of elderberry. GO MAKE ME A PIE!

[[GU]AnnaBeaver]